I truly admire your perfectly tailored three piece suit; The 3 blackberries attached to your hip are a nice touch as well; And I know you are probably a COO or a CFO or some combination of letters that make you feel important. But, please, if you don't mind, pull your chair in, just a little! Stop leaning back like a frat boy waiting for a blow job. Your server is trying to get behind you!
Sincerely,
Your Server
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