Wednesday, March 2, 2011

sit up your mama taught you

Dear Sir,

I truly admire your perfectly tailored three piece suit;  The 3 blackberries attached to your hip are a nice touch as well;  And I know you are probably a COO or a CFO or some combination of letters that make you feel important.  But, please, if you don't mind, pull your chair in, just a little!  Stop leaning back like a frat boy waiting for a blow job.  Your server is trying to get behind you!

Your Server

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